Politician Walking

Q: What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head? A: Stop laughing and reload.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Legal Birth Control	Blond Father	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Dr. Love	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	The Blonde and the Worm	Redneck Yardwork
Yo mama's so fat... belt	The Great Crab Escape	Call Me Back	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Women Pass Less Gas	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Birds of Paradise
Invisible Carrots	An Act of Charity	Constipation	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bush BM
Florida Orange Growers	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Women vs. Dog Poop	Greek Navy
Pops the Question	The 69ers	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Sex Contract
Yo mama so stupid...	Urinalotta Trouble	What's A Truncheon?	Carpet
Ark-N-Saw	Ugly mama and a tail	The Archaeologist's Wife	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Scratch Those Thangs	Monica's Deposition	Afghani Joe	The Shakes
Yo mama's So Small	Yo mama is so dumb...