Yo mama's so fat... rehab...

Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	It's Not Genetics	Redneck Pants	Current Administration
Comfortable	Stuck in the middle	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo mama's So Stinky
Scooby Doo	Hot Air Balloon	Redneck Engineering Exam	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Redneck... Fast Food	The Ages of Man
Yo mama's So Fat	Clinton's Interns	Tank Girl	Lawyer in a Tree
Honda	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Bishop And The Ass	Blonde in a Tree
Two Things In The Air	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	What Didja Learn?
Blonde Boobies	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Two hicks at a toy store	Bug's Mind
Para-shoot	Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Clinton Stew
Scratchy Lottery	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Arkansas Toothbrush	Dr. Doctor
Texan Poetry	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	That's a Woman's Job	Archeological Gag
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Corn Hole
What P.M.S. Stands For	Clinton's Finished Now