What do u do if a blond...

Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?

A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Three Stupid Wives	Yo mama's so poor...	Nasty Mama
New Version of Playboy	Sexual Olympics	Blonde in a Library	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sharks and Lawyers
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	The President Sucks	Screw The World	Gary Condit's M.O.
The Skeleton	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Please pass the mayo
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Sign On The Brothel
Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Condoms	Sin and Shame	Finder's keepers	Blonde's Appendicitis
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Yo Mama's So Small	Men With No Arms or Legs	Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Blow pop
Osama = Crabs?	New Improved Lawnmowers	Gross Grandma	After the Honeymoon...
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Eatin' Possum
Surfing USA	Yo Mama's So Skinny