||A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts?
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well that's a good start, says the professor, Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good, continues the professor, I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands.
That's a great response, remarks the impressed professor, has
anyone here ever touched a ghost? Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? asks the professor.
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor asks, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, Ghost?!? Dang, I thought you said goats.