Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Bin Laid	Elevator Shoes	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Circumcision...At Your Age?	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Yo mama's so Nasty	What did the blonde say after ...
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Difference Boy & Girl	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde in Grocery Store
Le Stinkers	Redneck Bubble Baths	Nutty Hunters	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company
Whitehouse Parrot	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Clinton's Safe Sex	Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's...Stupid
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Higher Larnin'	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	The Teacher's Gift
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's so hairy...	Man Beats Dog	Military Service
Taliban Bingo	International Beer Syndrome	Sheep Boy	Burger King
Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Shave and a Hair Cut	Ba Ba Black Sheep
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	The Blonde Hostess	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's so fat... Bends over
Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Blonde Tag