Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Drivers' Ed	Keep Warm
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Call Me Back	Black Sheep
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Improvements in Hell	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Blonde...Bananas	Two Things In The Air	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Blonde Horse Sense
Nutty Hunters	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Blonde - Contractor	Blondes and Buses
10	Actual Police Quotes	Elephant and Man	Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Yo mama's So Hairy	Clinton Poll	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Southern Values
Difference!	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Nasty
The Birds and the Bees	Genealogy	Very Robust Zacklies	Blonde Who Has it All
Late Cannibal	Fish Market	Magic Watch	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne
You Stink So Bad	Dim Bulb	Field of Dreams?	Hate to Brag
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Infectious Fast Food