Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama is so dumb...	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Gold Digger	Orgy at Never Neverland	Orgy at Never Neverland
The First Profession	Canni Ball!	Yo mama's...Fat	Condom
Dr. Feelgood	How do you drown a blonde?	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Five Minutes to Midnight	Redneck Job Interview	Mexican or Mexican't	Free Sex Contestants
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's so Fat
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's So Poor	Virgins in Caves	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Lawyer-Client Relations	David's Brother David	Yo mama so ugly...	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Snowmen and Snowwomen	One hungry mama	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Peeing Leprechaun
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Paraplegic	Corpsalicious!
Yo mama's So Poor	Deernuts and Beernuts	Redneck Baseball	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Yo mama's So Ugly
Redneck on the Radio	Clinton's Music