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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Things Found Only In America	Talking Italian
Bzzzz	If Ever You're Choking...	Did I do that?	Gore & Pantyhose
Major Crackage	Troubled Man	Southern Foreplay	Clinton's Interns
The Dough Boyz	Yo mama's...Fat	Blond Father	Divine Flatulence
Night Of The Living Dead	Blondes and Turtles	Lawyers Love Sushi!	3 Vampires
Call Me Back	Jokes On You, Teacher	Multi-Balls	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture
Breast Stroke	Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Tasties in a Half Shell	Brunette Shopping	How to Sell a Bible	Morning at the White House
Yo Mama's So Country	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Grandma's Birthday	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Sex Relatively Speaking	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Little Johnny is Number One
Life Saver	Yo mama's...Easy	Pretty Hair	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Daddy, What Is Sex?	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo mama's So Flat	Condoms
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Old