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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Grandpa Gets Off	Women's Bits	Lab Monkeys
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Goathead! Goathead!	Redneck's Last Words	Beatles
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Afghani Fowl
Blonde Who Has it All	Blonde and Blonder	Iraqi Funerals	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo mama's...fat	Yo mama's so ugly... kid	Chuckie Cheese Please
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Redneck Grocrey	The Millennium Kid	Respecting the First Lady
Saddam Hussein	Incontinent Vegetarian	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Free Sex Contestants
One hungry Bush...	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Playing Doctor
S & M	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Monster Valentine	Doctor Demented
Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Strict Sex Schedule	Walk the Walk	Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's...Hair
Mrs. Shagwell	The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Step Right Up...
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Land Of Milk And Honey