Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole!

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?''

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!

Why is sex like a game of bridge?If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
Can you say three two-letter words that denote small? Is it in?

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything.

43 votes, And 1824 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hellacious	Blonde and Blonder	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Troubled Man	Elephant Physiology	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Yo mama's So Ugly	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
Yo Mama's so old... act	You're So Poor...Christmas	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Take yo mama to work day
Yo Mama's Lovely Breath	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Condom Size Tester	Blondehole
The Living Statues	Lesbians in a Canoe	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Heavy Sack
Bush's Advisors	Frosty	California Gay Whale	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Holy Water + Castor Oil	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Blonde and Blonder	A very successful lawyer parked his...
Grosser than gross.. underwear	A Country War	Political Pampers	Redneck Sex Ed
Sex In Advertising	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo mama's So Hairy
You So Ugly	Movie Magic	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Saran Wrap
Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Flies on Poo