Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Blonde and Blonder	All I Want Is a Beer!	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Gymnastics	Line of Blondes	Eating is a Sport
Old Man and his Babies	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Multi-Balls
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Thank You For Flying With Us	Blonde and Blonder
Lip Service	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo mama's...Fat
Divorce	Blonde Cross Road	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's so Stupid
The Origin of Little Debbie	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Yo mama's So Poor	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Bad Lawyer	Priests and Christmas Trees
Blonde Looking for a Job	World War III	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Dutch Virgin
Hanging With Rednecks	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo Mama's so old... act	Stop Tailgating	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Genealogy
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Latex Gloves	The Blonde Hostess	Blonde - Transplant
Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You