Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Yo mama's So Fat	Justice Prevailed	Two Things About a Blonde
Turtle Sexuality	Redneck Wedding	Paraplegic	Holy Water
Clinton's Boxers	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Lawyer vs. Snake
Parakeet Cereal	Christmas In Heaven	Horse Tears	Yo Mama's Underwear
Respectfully Cheating	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Bartender	Lawyer Stamps	Lawyers in Lust
New Trend Diet	Hand-Eye Coordination	Mountain Bike	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Blonde in Grocery Store	Pay-Per-Blonde	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	If Ever You're Choking...
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	The Housebroken Redneck	Curly Sue	The Engineer's Love Life
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	Sex Over-Easy	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Mountain Bike	Pay-Per-Blonde
The Housebroken Redneck	Clinton's Music	The Clever Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid
Improvements in Hell	Lawyer-Client Relations