Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Redneck Drivers	Baldy Pants	Bush and Cheney Lunch
What Didja Learn?	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Funny Business	Paper Street
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	The Raffle	Multi-Balls	What a stupid mama!
Leggy Blonde	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Heaven's Shining Waters	Slick Willy
Midgets Rock Las Vegas	Broom Factory	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Yo mama's...Ugly
Rastavirgins	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	The Quotable Marion Barry	Snow
Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Nun vs. Woman	Confucius...Sausage	Naked Man on the Run
A Few Good Men	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Dikfer	It's Open Lawyer Season!
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator	People Really Said These Things In Court	The Chinese Workman	Democrat's Concession
Blonde Looking for a Job	Prune Pizza	Clinton's Protection	Dumb as Rocks
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Doorprize	Bob Dole's Band	Mary Had A Little Lamb
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Yo mama is so dumb...