Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Millennium Kid	Baby boomers	Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama's so Nasty
Elephant Physiology	Unlikely	Yo mama's So Poor	Bigfoot and Blonde
Rosebud	Crossdresser Funnies	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Malcolm in the Puddle
Political Spelling Contest	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dog Days	Pool
Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Yo mama's... Poor	Blonde Bird	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Yo mama's so stupid	Blonde and Halogen	Confucious	Grandma's Birthday
Blonde Jokes	Yo mama's...Fat	Switch!	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Small
Lawyer-Client Relations	No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Yo Mama's House Is So Small	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Mail Order Blonde	Lawyer-Client Relations
Lawyer Brains	Ouch!	Big Tongue	Oscar Meyer
Confucius...Sausage	A helping hand	Naked Man on the Run	Highbrow Genital Jokes
Screwed, For Sure	De-evolution