Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	List of Short Books	Yo mama is so stupid...
Don't Choke	Talking Italian	Flour Patch	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Incontinent Vegetarian	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Iraqi Funerals
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo mama's So Poor	Bush and Bill	Divine Flatulence
Clinton and the Pope	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo Mama Road Sign	One hungry Bush...
Blonde Laugh	Blonde Mixup	Broomsticks	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pitching a Tent	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Star Trek	Blonde Cell Death
First Cut is the Deepest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Why don't witches wear panties?	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Hulking Mass
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde Bird Watcher	Close But No Cigar	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Snowblonde	A manager walks into his office...	Bar... Alabama	Spermally Speaking
I'll Give You...	Orgy at Never Neverland	The Blind Man	Three Dumb Hunters
Old People And Nastiness	Did I do that?