If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so poor...
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	It Ain't Surgery	The Love Dress	Yo mama's So Fat
What's the difference between a blonde...	Whistle While You Twurk	Things Just Fallin' Off	Call Me Back
Whistle While You Twurk	Yo Mama's...Old	Sons Devoted to Mom	Plaster Lawyers
Designated drunkard	Pop Goes The Blonde	A Real Ball Buster	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Adventures in Disneyland	Confusing Blonde	Adam's New Organs	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Blonde's Air Conditioner	None	Yo mama's...Fat	Seasick
Yo mama's...Fat	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Topless Sunbather	Executive Rimmin'	Blind Skydivers
Post Turtle President	What a Gasser	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bad Day Blondie
Fast Food Blondes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Virgins in Caves	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Blonde Tag	Blonde In A Bathroom	Yo mama's so stupid...	Gay Irishmen
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Fly Away