If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes	Talking Italian	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Eating is a Sport
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	72?	Stained
Miracle Exercise	Hard Drive	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Parakeet Cereal
Penis Requests a Raise	The Blond Date	Three Gay Men	Bob Dole's Underwear
Blonde Overdue	What's the difference between a blonde...	A Natural Blind	Joke Written By and For Retards
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Toy Cars And Breastices	The Raffle	A Natural Blind
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Hillbilly Newlyweds	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Two Hookers	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Sensitive Men	Scooby Doo	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Your Parents Messed Up	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Flower Flub-o-rama	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
What's the difference between a...	International Beer Syndrome	Sports and Virility	Wal-marks the spot
Tire vs. Condoms	Bob Dole's Band	Yo mama's so fat...	Gay Irishmen
Wallet and Genitals	Blondes and Brunettes