How did Britney Spears...

How did Britney Spears cross the road?
With a magic marker

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Bright Eyes	They''re Grrrrrreat
Closer to God	Blonde Valedictorian	Fifty Cent Piece	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Poopie List	Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's So Fat	Winnie the Pooh
Constipated Accountant	Pink Floyd	Wizard of Oz	Heffahump
Irish Cream	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Egg Donor	Sex Advice
Yo mama's So Stupid	Broomsticks	Blonde in the Morning	Two Sperm
Work Blows	None	Deernuts and Beernuts	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo
Sobriety Test	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Cannibals	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
Soccer Blonde	Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Newlyweds	Saving Her Butt	Windows 666	Osama is Dead
Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	In a murder trial...	Dream on	No Special Sauce?
Redneck in a Suit	Y'might Be A Redneck	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Rabbit Breakout
Dim Bulb	Yo mama's...Fat