Blondes Screwing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They only screw in cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck...TV Antenna
Hilarious Signs	Where Are My Meds?	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Playing Doctor
Six Feet Under The Sheets	Fishing for a Week	That's Meaty	Loitering Mama
The Hit and Run Case	Ice Ice Baby	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Lawyer Stamps	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde in the Morning
What's green and smells like ...	Bob Dole's Band	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	The Blind Man and the Whore
The Blind Man	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	American Divorce	Upholding the Cloth
Air Mattress	Speaking Women-ese	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Donations for Dee Dee
Cris Cross	Redneck Thief	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's So Old
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Nasty
Blonde Kidnapper	The Brass Rat	Government vs. Mafia	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Black Sheep	Eternal Judgment
500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo mama's so stupid... plane