Eat Your Vegetables

What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Socks	Paying the Price of Marriage	Lying through your tooths
Yo mama's So Ugly	Deadbeat in a Bar	Osama Gets Loaded	Pickle Slicer
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Snow Off-White	In The Navy	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Yo mama's...Ugly	Gay Church	Yo Mama's So Poor	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yo mama's So Stupid	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Door Hinge	Yo mama's So Fat
Hide the Duke	Half-Brainiac	Seasick	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blonde Mixup	Blonde...Passenger	Taliban Snippet
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Loitering Mama	Here, Piggy, Piggy	The Deer Hunt	Monica At The UN
Dr. Feelgood	Redneck Religiousity	Laptop	Hey fatty
Annoying Boy on Bus	Dog Days	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Helisoft
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...