Viagra Diet

I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra and prune juice. Now I can't tell if I'm coming or going!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Nursery Crimes	The Love Dress	Yo mama's So Ugly
Lawyer-Client Relations	Roman Warrior	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	There was a man who loved baked beans...
Redneck Communion	Monks Made a Mistake	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Blond Restroom Attendant
747 Full of Lawyers	Ask The Doctor	Gum	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Respectfully Cheating	Penguin and The Mechanic
Flour Patch	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Blonde in Grocery Store	Car Crash
Wal-marks the spot	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	PC Three Little Pigs	Sheep Soup
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Blonde Robbery	Condoms
Plug it in, Plug it in	Yo mama's So Stupid	Winnie the Pooh	Clinton and the Pope
Twelve Inch Pianist	Hands and Knees	Yo mama's So Fat	Penis Requests a Raise
Sex Before Communion	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Why God Created Man
Fix This	GayTermites	Pea Brain	Yo Mama's So Skinny
You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	String in the Pants = Clean Hands