Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	The Bottom Line	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	A Real Watch Dog
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Old	Stained	Jokes On You, Teacher
Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Blonde on Fire	President Hillary
Blonde License	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo mama's So Stupid	Le Stinkers
Riding in Cars With Boys	Grandma's Birthday	Cris Cross	Blonde Carpenter
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Blonde and License Plates	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
New Canadian Flag	A Roomful of Rednecks	Bad Lawyer	Fish Market
Yo mama's...Plane	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Ice Hole
Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama's So Ugly	Accident on the Golf Course	Martian Sex
Yo Mama's So Poor	A Real WANGsta	The Firing Squad	Father and Son
Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Honeymoon	Redneck Theft	Pickle Slicer
Iraqi Law	Drowning Lawyer	A Natural Blind	The Blind Man
One-Eyed Blonde	Yo Mama's... Ugly