Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Ghetto Mama	Peanut In Your Ear	Don't Step Out of the Car
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Paraplegic	If Ever You're Choking...	Helisoft
Yo Mama's so fat... band	Garden of Eden	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's...Dirty	Blonde Lesbian	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Penis Requests a Raise	Blonde and Blonder	Donkey and Onion	Old People And Nastiness
Thank You For Flying With Us	Blonde in the Morning	Dirty Tricks	Yo mama so dirty...
Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Blondes in a Convertible	Stupid Blonde	Miracle Drug
Sex Relatively Speaking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Pinocchio and Splinters	That's A Buncha Bull
Little Wanky	What Do I Look Like?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	There were two blondes at the park...
Hanging With Rednecks	Doctor Demented	Wife's Work on the Sly	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
War Pigs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Pulling His Cheney	Don't Step Out of the Car
Gator Bite	Blond with a cell phone	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Rogaine and Viagra