Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Accident on the Golf Course	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Fingers
Think About It	Chuckie Cheese Please	Deathbed Lawyer	Yo mama's So Hairy
Invisible Carrots	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Redneck Fly-swatter	Clinton's Finished Now
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	President Hillary	First Class	Urinalotta Trouble
Gone Fishin'	Hungry Mama	Monday Night Osama	Lay off
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Get Your Feet Wet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Carpet	Juicy Squirt	Yo Mama's... Ugly	What, No Golden Goose?
Wedding Night	Yo mama's...Fat	Out of T.P.	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo mama's...Fat	Saddam's Bumperstickers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's So Stupid	If You Were my Husband...	Milking it
Blondes at Sea	Yo Mama's So Poor	Redneck Parkin' Lot	What Men Need Most
Lightbulb Flies	Redneck on the Radio	Blonde at the Doctor's	River Deep
Thermos and Blonde	Blondes Love Puzzles