Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	XXX Blondes	Lawyer and Sperm	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Loose Potatoes	Old People And Nastiness	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Make-a-Wish Foundation	What are you thinking about?	Bedside Confession
Lawyers in Lust	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo mama so short...	Pool
Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid	President Hillary	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama is a fatty	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Clinton and the Pope	Blonde E-Mail
Blonde Diet	Hot Air Balloon	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Hard Sleepin'
Nailing Osama	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Hands and Knees	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Yo mama's So Poor	Dream on	Fast Food for Rednecks	Heaven's Gate
Yo mama's...Stupid	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Big Tongue	Blonde Technology
Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Para-shoot	Blonde in a Tree	Clinton's DNA
747	Student Nurse	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Really Bloody Mary
Watch Where You Step	kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...