Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Mr. Macho	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Your Parents Messed Up
Arkansas Toothbrush	Beatles	Sex vs. Computers	Hard Drive
The Last Southern Virgin	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Tardy Blonde
Cosmopolitan Redneck	P. Diddy on a Diet	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Yummy Mama
Yo mama's So Old	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Peanut In Your Ear	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Hot Air Balloon	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	FLAT BLONDE	The Deer Hunt	Sensitive Men
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Bad Day Blondie	Dentist	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
Dirty Knees	Mommy, Mommy!	Eternal Judgment	Redneck... Rich
Archeological Gag	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama is so damn fat yo	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's So Poor	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Bird and Bloke
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Lip Service