Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Skydiving	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Baby Drink
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Hands and Knees	Handy Blondy	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Blonde's Earrings	Blonde's Favorite Group
Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Hiding In The Closet	Toy Cars And Breastices
Porcupines	Little Voice	Which Hole?	A Roomful of Rednecks
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Catching Osama	What's the difference between a blonde...
Redneck Home Improvement	Southern University Psychology	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
The Blond Date	Lab Monkeys	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Captain Hook's Death
French Stamps	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Your Place or His	Bus Stop Blondes
Yo mama's So Old	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Blonde Cattle Ranchers	Dear Old Dad
Yo mama's...Ugly	The Blonde and the Deodorant	The Proxy Father	Broomsticks
Dog Talk	Jingle Blondes	Blank Willow	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts
What's That, Tampon?	Osama's Covered Wagon