Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Yo mama's So Ugly	Talking Italian	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Hiney Bubbles	I feel like chicken tonight	What did the blonde say after ...	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Yo Mama's So Poor	Donkey and Onion	Man Catches Crocodile	Biting
The First Lady's patriotic duties	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Blonde Gets Job
Viagra Diet	The Origin of Little Debbie	Lesbian Eskimo	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Burnt Blonde Ears	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo Mama's Feet	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Chucky at the Movies	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Dikfer	Yo mama's so fat...	Dynamite!	Yo mama's so fat... hospital
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Getting Flowers	Sleeping Blonde
Yankees and the Lightbulb	747	Yo mama's So Poor	Code for Sex
Special Remedy	Flies on Poo	Mountain Bike	Political Jokes
Blonde Diet	Yo mama's so fat... tickle me	De-evolution	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat