Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Fat Chance	The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Brown and Serve	Laxative Cough Therapy	Drivers' Ed	A Real WANGsta
Redneck Teeth	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Yo Mama's Underwear	S&M Sans Rubber Suits
Swinging Redneck	Yo mama's so fat... train	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Chores on the Farm
Pump Kin	Condom	Black Sheep	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ice Cream	Bimbo Joke
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's so Fat	The difference between boiling water and	Pops the Question
Lawyers vs. Vampires	Dirty Knees	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Party!	Optimistic Jack	Three Dumb Hunters	Boo Hoo
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Proverbs	Clinton's Favorite Things	Losin' It
Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo Mama's...Old	Dream on
Breakfast of Champions	International Beer Syndrome	Name That Animal, Kids	Pops the Question
Yo mama is so dumb...	Camoflauge Clothing