Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	The Bottom Line	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lying through your tooths
Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	My First Time	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Espanol para Matadors
Airplane Hijinx	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Clock
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Doggy Style	Redneck Driver's License Application	Constipated Accountant
Q & A...Shower	Potential & Reality	Blonde's Earrings	Blonde's Twinkle
Christmas In Heaven	What's Worse?	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Soyburger vs dildo	What are you thinking about?	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Lesbian Harem
Play Dead	Split Up The Middle	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	Yo mama's...Fat
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Donations for Dee Dee	Redneck Theft	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Sex Contract	Never Seen A Priest
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Sheep Boy	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Hired Help	Le Stinkers	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Hot Air Balloon