Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes	Yo mama's So Flat	M&M's	Bathtub Anxieties
Jungle Gaiety	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo mama's So Old	Little-Known Facts
Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's So Stupid	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Free Sex Contestants
Move Over Little Johnny	Play Dead	One Good Deed	Bubba's Secret
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Yo mama just gets dumber...	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Screw The World	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Monster Valentine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Jew Unit	Redneck Grocrey	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo mama's...Stupid
Modern Science	Arkansas Toothbrush	Put It On Your Organ	Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Sex In Advertising	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Your teeth are so busted...	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo Mama and her Car	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Knock Knock: Dumb...	First Class Blondie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
It's Not Genetics	Clinton's Finished Now	The Shakes	The Man With No Voice
Blonde Half-Wit	Redneck Sex Ed