Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Yo mama's So Old	Paper Street	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
Yo Mama's So Stupid	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Elephant Tampon
Yo mama's so stupid...	David's Brother David	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	The Hit and Run Case
Michael Jackson and Casper	Morning at the White House	Bush at the Wheel	350 Pounder?
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's...Fat	Backstroke Dolly	Professor of Logic
You're Like A...	Jenna's Predicament	Let's Play War	Redneck Bubble Baths
Yo Mama Laundromat	Blonde in the Morning	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde Diet
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Mountain Bike	Pops the Question	Attention-Seeking Redneck
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Blonde and Doorknobs	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Holiday
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Helisoft	Homosexual	The Brass Rat
I Don't Like My Brother	Yo mama's...Fat	Doe a Deer	Sin and Shame
B-Day Sex	Trade Talks