Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Act Of God	Fat Chance	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	The Blonde and the Librarian
Legal Birth Control	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Dogs Take Their Licks
Heaven and Hell	A Roomful of Rednecks	Yo mama's So Poor	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Blonde Battallion	Dog Days	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Hot Air Balloon	America has finally captured Saddam ...
You Might Be Tough	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Yo Mama's Halloween	Dump List
Redneck Anthem	Return the Dog	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's...Curb
Honeymoon	Waterskiing with Blondie	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Why God Created Man
Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's...fat	Medical Miracles	Redneck Home Improvement
Blonde's Shoes	Yo mama's So Fat	Government vs. Mafia	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Yo mama's so ugly	Church	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around
First Class Blondie	Why'd The Redneck?