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Man and Pharmacist

A man asks his pharmacist for half of a Viagra pill. The doctor says that half a pill won't do any good, he needs two or three pills.

The man explains, ''No, you see the reason I only want half a pill is because I'm tired of peeing on my shoes.''

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