I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Coming to America	Broom Factory	Masochism Tango
Adult Swim	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's Black?
Frenchman Walks into a Bar	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	The Housebroken Redneck
Condom	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Clinton's DNA	Rope a Dope
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Doctor Demented	Move Over Little Johnny	Innie Weenie
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Rabbit Breakout	Fooled You	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Leper Hockey
Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and Goldfish
Sick Hick	Comfortable	What a Gasser	Eternal Judgment
Code for Love	Shave and a Hair Cut	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Southern University Psychology
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Hanging with Blondes	Women Pass Less Gas
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Brooklyn and Women