Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Replacing Vanna
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Stupid	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Redneck Anthem
What Has 100 Teeth?	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is FUGLY	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Politician Walking	Yo mama's...Dumb	Toothbrush
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Women Pass Less Gas
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Bus
The 11th Commandment	Stick of Dynamite	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	One hungry mama
Blonde and Goldfish	Loose Potatoes	A Real WANGsta	Bin Laden vs Custer
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Wedding Night	Ugly mama and a tail	Helisoft
Warm and Moist	Redneck Honeymoon	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Test	Fish Market	Blondes at a Drive-In
Flighty Blonde	Blondes Strike Back	Curly Hair	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
California Gay Whale	Yo mama's So Poor