Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Blonde Brains	Hiney Bubbles	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Eating is a Sport	Elmo's Redesign	Constipation	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Circumcisional Evidence	Redneck... Fast Food	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Hey fatty	Horseback Riding	Split Up The Middle	Three Dumb Hunters
Jane's Addiction	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	North vs. South	Five Minutes to Midnight
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Laptop	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Osama in the Holy Land	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Blonde Braincells
Politician Walking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Catching Osama
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	First Class Blondie	Redneck Christmas	Yo mama's nasty!
The President''s Puzzle	Put It On Your Organ	Yo momma so dumb she ...	A Natural Blind
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Another Dumb Blonde	69er's Get Sacked	Birth Control
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Al Gore's Piercings	Redneck...TV Antenna
Clinton's Finished Now	Lightning Blonde