Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Chillin' Biddies	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Dear Diarrhea	A man's logic
Yo mama's So Old	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Men With Hair in Their Teeth	Hiney Bubbles
Yo mama's So Fat	Loitering Mama	The Businessman's Medical Problem	No Special Sauce?
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Penis Requests a Raise	Picture perfect	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Mail Order Blonde	Jokes On You, Teacher	Aliens Attack	You Work for the Government When:
Ultimate Rejection	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Blonde's Bridge	Yo mama's...Fat
Upholding the Cloth	Blonde Kidnapper	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	You Bet Your (Sex) Life
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Greek Navy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
Double Wide	One-Armed Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	The Shakes
Dinner's Ready!	Balls and Old Ladies	Headache	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's so fat...	Snowblonde
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo Mama and her Car	Ark-N-Saw	Hot Air Balloon
Mouth Organ	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...