Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Blonde Arrow	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Constipated Accountant	Ask The Doctor	Yo Mama's So Old
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Yo mama's so stupid...
Improvements in Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's so stupid	Beer Consumption
You're Like A...	Toothbrush	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Adult Swim
Vaseline Knob	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Blonde Gets Job	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Blonde NASA Engineer	Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Ten Cents
Yo mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Blonde and Missed Bus	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde NASA Engineer	Southern University Psychology	That's crazy	Yo mama's...Ugly
Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics	Mmm...Smells Good
Blonde's Finals	Knights And Birth Control Limerick