I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo momma so so fat!	The Engineer's Love Life	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Drunken Man and Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Beer Consumption	Arkansas Scholars
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Le Stinkers	Talking Out of Your Ass	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Bob Dole's Band
The Great Crab Escape	Monkey Business	Dumb as Rocks	Caution: Condom Crossing
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Better Luck Next Time	Executive Decision	Kleenex
There's No People Like Snow People	Salesman: A New One, Really	The Skeleton	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Yo Mama's Halloween	Sex Contract	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Yo mama's So Ugly	Soy Toy	Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Stupid
Whack Off	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	David Beckham
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Losin' It	Corn Hole
Yo mama's So Stinky	Ear Condoms	Blond Restroom Attendant	Do it like mammals
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Chicken Crossfire