I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Socks	Bubba's Secret	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Paraplegic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Student Nurse
Funny Business	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Parakeet Cereal
Dirty Tricks	Dr. Feelgood	Pink Floyd	The Test
Y'might Be A Redneck	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Disarming the Guard	Homeward Blonde
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Talking Out of Your Ass	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Blonde Road Crossing	None	Blonde Riding Shotgun	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Genealogy	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	President Clinton & the Pope	Mistaken Identity
Naked Man on the Run	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hungry Blonde	Twisted Baby Joke
Beer Translations	Pretty Hair	Field of Dreams?	Man Of The House
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's...Ugly	Dream on	Space Shuttle Redneck
Yo Mama's Feet	The Skeleton