I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Bee Milky	Nasty Mama	Nailing Osama
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Boobies	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Accident on the Golf Course
Hot Air Balloon	Bush Has Feelings Too	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Nudist BMOC
Horseback Riding	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Grass Eater	Hide the Duke
Osama's Spawn	Blonde Fired	Aliens Attack	Stone Surprise
What do u do if a blond...	Professor of Logic	Grandma's Birthday	Blonde's Bridge
Toothbrush	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Sheep Soup
Smoke It	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Captain Hook's Death
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo mama's So Small	Biting	Jiggle
Garden of Eden	The Housebroken Redneck	Sneezy	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
There was a man who loved baked beans...	Step Right Up...	Gary Condit's Pants	747
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	The Definition of