Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Genie	Who's the Boss?	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's...Fat	Checkout Conniption	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Para-shoot	Adventures in Disneyland	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Glories of old age	Adventures in Disneyland	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Constipated Accountant	Redneck Drivers	Capitol Parrot	Christmas In Heaven
The Fish-Eating Competition	The Living Statues	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Soy Toy	Bombing Works	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	How Smart is Zach?	Osama Mama
Special Remedy	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	If Ever You're Choking...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Yo Mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
Greg Norman	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Authentic Grafitti	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Taxation	God and Men's Sex Lives	Law School for Nuns
Little Wanky	The Birds and the Bees