Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgin Trucker	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	yo mama is so fat....	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blondes n' Crayons	Bubba's Secret	Afghani TV Guide	I'll Give You...
Yo mama's So Hairy	Twelve Inch Pianist	Elmo's Redesign	Snakeskin Punny
Yo mama's So Poor	The Blonde and the Worm	Monks Made a Mistake	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Thank You For Flying With Us	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player
Perry Coma	Urinalotta Trouble	In All the Land	Yo mama's...Fat
Why did the blonde go up on top...	Yo mama's so ugly	You might be a redneck if...	Fat Woman
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Whack Off	Professor of Logic
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Beer Translations	Blonde Fish Killer	Bush and Bill
Yo mama's...Ugly	Redneck Grandma	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Redneck Honeymoon
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Pay-Per-Blonde	There she blows	Clinton's DNA
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Blonde in a boat.	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Le Stinkers	Yo mama's so fat...