The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Bubblebath	Bang! I'm Blonde!
Blonde's Twinkle	69	Bamming in 'Bama	David's Brother David
Which Hole?	Four Men and Their Dogs	Fishermen with Skills	Curious Pickup Line
Bush and Bill	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat... road
Heffahump	Three Dumb Hunters	One hungry Bush...	Redneck Baby
Snack Food	Get Your Feet Wet	Executive Decision	Splish Splash Through the Field
Dikfer	Divided By A Common Language	Yo mama's So Poor	Nailing Osama
Blonde...Bananas	Tenessee Football Player	Understanding Marketing	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Toy Cars And Breastices
Witchy Women	J.Lo and doorknobs	Southern Values	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
It's Open Lawyer Season!	People Really Said These Things In Court	Ugly mama and a tail	Loitering Mama
Your Place or His	Yo mama's so dumb...	Blonde Half-Wit	Blonde's Shoes
Blond with a cell phone	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat