The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Einsteinium	Talking Italian
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Nasty Mama
Condit vs. Clinton	Military Service	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Peopling The Earth	Yo Mama Laundromat	Brown and Serve	Your mother is obese...
Jungle Gaiety	Waitron Blonde	Growing Old	Yo mama's...Stupid
Radical Procedure	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Another Dumb Mama Joke
The New 69	Yo mama's...Fat	Monica's Testimony	Redneck Senior
Women Pass Less Gas	The Mailbox	Man Of The House	Yo mama's...Fat
10	Elevator Scene	Psychology Class	Genealogy
Yo Mama's So Fat... drive	List of Short Books	Redneck Wins the Lottery	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Blondes on a Rope	Dynamite!	Yo mama's...Stupid	Difference!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	The Blind Guy Polemic	Yo mama's so nasty...
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted