Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches

Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Vulture	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Adult Swim	Canni Ball!	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Pickmeup
Yo mama's So Poor	Capitol Parrot	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Iraqi Law
Monica's New Boyfriend	The Blond Date	The Blind Man and the Whore	Piano Solo
Smile if You're Blonde	Honda	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid
Knock Knock... Sham	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Bricks	Return the Dog
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	What is grosser than gross?	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
You Might Be A Redneck	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Which Hole?	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Lawyer Brains	Toe Curl	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	Bill Of No Rights
Yo mama's So Hairy	Return the Dog	Laxative Cough Therapy	Men and Computers
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Hot Lunch	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Gross Cornflakes
Five Days of Christmas	Gay Midget	Biting	Poor Mama
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Yo Mama's So Old