What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Blonde Brains	Braggadocio	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Politically Speaking	Yo Mama's So Poor	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
What did the blonde say after ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Vampire Date	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Parakeet Cereal	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
Ice Hole	Mexican or Mexican't	Yo mama's...Ugly	Clinton's Protection
Blonde on the Run	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Redneck Driver's License Application	Walk the Walk
Leeches	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Play Dead	Dubya Quotes	Wet Lawyers	Elephant Time
Pothead Shopper	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Olllllld Lawyer	Skip To My Fool
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama is so damn fat yo	Authentic Grafitti	Yo mama's So Stupid
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Dumb as Rocks	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde's Finals	Yo Mama's So Small	Hilarious Signs
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Convenience Store