What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes and Ice Cubes	Nasty Mama	Call Me Back	Clinton & KFC
Dating a Prostitute	Bamming in 'Bama	Blonde Battallion	Sliding Doors
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Lady At the Bar	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Blonde Destroyer
Blonde and Blonder	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Political Pampers	Professor of Logic
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Medical Miracles	Gary Condit's Pants	Toy Cars And Breastices
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	What are you thinking about?	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Mom's Sponge
Man Of The House	Ten Cents	Lightbulb...Californians	Carpet
Yo mama's So Fat	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Swim Meet
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	What's The Difference, Yo?	I scream for ice cream	Law School for Nuns
Good, Bad, Worse	I Can't Drive 69	Frosty, is that you?	Blonde Overdue
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	Southern Values
Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo Mama's Groteque Obesity	Arkansas Fried Chicken	Dead Mama
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Old