What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	It Ain't Surgery	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Comfortable
Redneck Wedding	Blonde Passenger	Redneck Engineering Exam	Burried 10 Feet Under
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Yo mama so short...	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Red Ring	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde...Bananas
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	HMO Executive	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Moms and Their Snooping
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Clocks
Blondes and Cops	Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	God Save The Dairy Queen
Hands and Knees	Dought Girl	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Yo mama's So Stupid
Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama's So Ugly	Rules For Work	Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Blonde - Elmo Factory	De-evolution	Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde Robbery
Helisoft	Think About It	Trapped Inside a Whale	Gonna Marry
Mechanic's Lube	Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day	Lady At the Bar	Christmas Cookie Dough
Bubba Died in a Fire	You Might Be A Redneck...