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Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo mama's so poor...	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Wife vs. Job	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Bzzzz	Bush is a Puppet?
B-Day Sex	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's So Hairy	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Three Hellos	Blonde Joke	Dear Old Dad	Count Chock Full of Nuts
A helping hand	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Clinton's Interns
The Raffle	Ask The Doctor	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Fishing for a Week
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Blonde and a Pig	Round and Round It Goes	President Hillary
After the Honeymoon...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Rhoids
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Screw The World
Return the Dog	Practice	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	You might be a redneck if...
Drastic Diet	Strict Sex Schedule	Redneck Grocrey	Yo mama's...Fat
Men With No Arms or Legs	Yo mama's...Fat	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Play Dead
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Professor of Logic