Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Little People have little...	Yo mama and a rat
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Bathtub Anxieties	Guys vs. Girls	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Speaking Women-ese	Redneck Grocrey	Yo mama's So Old
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Peopling The Earth	Little Johnny is Number One
This Joke is Bananas!	Dentata	Yo Mama's So Poor	Brown and Serve
Yo mama's So Skinny	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	The Blonde and the Worm	Waitron Blonde
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo mama's So Stupid	Penis Requests a Raise	Blonde Half-Wit
Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Hot 'n' Heavy	The Govinator	Birds of Paradise
Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Hand me downs	Yo mama's So Fat	Clocks
Old People And Nastiness	Tenessee Football Player	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	War Pigs	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Monica's First Look
Lightbulb...Californians	Blonde Lightbulb	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
Blondes and Fun	Urinalotta Trouble