Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
Four Worms and a Funeral	Yo Mama So Dry	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Hide the Duke
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Topless Sunbather	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Confusing Blonde
Blondes and Turtles	Chillin' Biddies	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Blonde Looking for a Job	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	If Ever You're Choking...	Legs Open	Redneck Grandma
Pre-Paid Plan	One hungry Bush...	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Yo Mama's So Old
God Save The Dairy Queen	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Deernuts and Beernuts	Bush's Advisors
Yo mama's...Plane	Yo Mama Bath	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
The Engineer's Love Life	Love Is Blindness	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yankees and the Lightbulb
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	The 11th Commandment	Blonde at Starbucks	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Rogaine and Viagra	That's a Woman's Job	Winter Lovers	Third Opinion
Blonde in Natchitoches	Another Weekend At The Home