Your mother is obese...

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Where Are My Meds?	Blonde on Socialism	Broom Factory	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Trapped Inside a Whale	A Prayer Before Dying
Clear Blue Easy	Fishing for a Week	What, No Golden Goose?	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	George W. Drowning	Blonde Nurse	Blonde in a Leather Jacket
Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Bush and Polly
Like Midgets In The Night...	Monday Night Osama	New Baby	The Quotable Marion Barry
Blonde and Clock	You might be a redneck if...	Guess What I Am?	Yo mama is so dumb...
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Cook	Archeological Gag	Your Profession and Your Libido
Christmas Cookie Dough	Did you hear....?	Things Found Only in America	Saving Her Butt
Hand me downs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Yo mama's...Stupid	B-Day Sex
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Lawyer Croaks
You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Redneck in a Suit	I've Got Shingles
Lawyers' Birth Control	Pharmacy Robbery