Your mother is obese...

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Occupy This	Justice Prevailed	Yo mama's So Poor	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
P. Diddy on a Diet	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Talking Out of Your Ass	Washington Survey
Waitron Blonde	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Guys vs. Girls	Yo mama's...Skinny
Yo mama's So Dumb	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo mama's So Flat	Hiding In The Closet
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Redneck's Milk	Flies Have Wings, Why?
Blonde Driver	Redneck Bubble Baths	Guess Who?	Blonde and Clock
Blonde...Bananas	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Yo Mama's Feet	Banging and Banking
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Yo Mama... B#$%*	The Engineer's Love Life	Blonde Coffee Breaks
Headache	Captured Blonde	I want my MTV	What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Dream on	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Snow Body Knows
Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Yo mama's so nasty...	Nutty Hunters	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Blonde's Finals	Redneck Disaster
The Blue Eye	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?