Legs Open

Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

A: Nothing -- they've never met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Talking Italian	Convenience Store
Loose Constructionists	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Pee On A Ferrari
Yo mama's So Stupid	Political Jokes	The Blind Man	Gore & Pantyhose
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Rookie Pitcher
77 vs 69	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Cyber-Blonde 3
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Iron Phone	Yo mama's So Stupid
10	Screw The World	Blondes and Fun	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Coming to America	Yo mama's So Fat	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Taliban Bingo	Blonde In A Bathroom	The Last Southern Virgin
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Redneck Grandma	Getting Weighed	Bad Case of the Stutters
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Helisoft	Condoms	Stumbling and Mumbling
Lightbulb Flies	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Riding in Cars With Boys	How does herpes leave the hospital?
Yo mama's So Fat	Grandpa Gets Off