Legs Open

Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

A: Nothing -- they've never met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tenessee Football Player	Lawyer and Sperm	Hot Air Balloon	Playing Doctor
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Chuckie Cheese Please	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	Bush's Advisors
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Blonde on Fire	Elmo's Redesign	New Favorite Number
Yo Mama's so fat... band	Blonde With License	Modern Science	Yo mama is FUGLY
You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Rednecks and TV	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Invisible Carrots	Little Johnny is Number One	Lawyers in Lust	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
132 legs and 8 teeth	Morning at the White House	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Blonde - Elmo Factory	10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd	Star Trek
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Sign On The Brothel	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
Yo mama's So Hairy	The Housebroken Redneck	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Ugly mama and a tail
Prune Pizza	Keep It In Your Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Southern University Psychology
Yo mama's So Fat	In a murder trial...	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
Rednecks' Dogs	Lunch is back