Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

69er's Get Sacked	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Why did the blonde get fired...
Hanging with Blondes	Yo Mama's So Skinny	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Blonde Bird	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Jingle Balls
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Perfumed Blonde	Sex and Dieting	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Five Pounds of Fat	Funny Business	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Speaking Women-ese	One Minute Maid	Osama in the Holy Land	Why did the blonde go up on top...
Yo mama's...Fat	Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Not Going To Try This Again
Multi-Balls	Redneck Wedding	Gary Condit's Pants	Scratchy Lottery
She's So Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	David Beckham
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Clinton Monument	Flies in a Lightbulb	Blonde Lesbian
Blondes and cow patties	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	747 Full of Lawyers
Bar... Alabama	Redneck Disaster	Heavy Sack	The Size of the Ranch
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant