Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Brace yourself	Helisoft	Kleenex	Drunken Man and Blonde
Flour Patch	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Stained	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?
Yo mama's so hairy...	A helping hand	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man and Pharmacist	Monica's New Boyfriend	The Blonde and the Worm	Gary Condit's M.O.
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Yo mama's...Skinny	Ignorance
A Country War	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Ten Cents	Blonde's Vocabulary
The Golden Fiddle	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Blonde Mixup	Monday Night Osama
Professor of Logic	Two Things In The Air	Brunette Meets Genie	German Virginity
It's A War-Like Country	Blonde In A Bathroom	Chair Man of the Board	Redneck Grocrey
Blondes Love Puzzles	Grandma's Birthday	Redneck College Grad	Viva Las Vegas
350 Pounder?	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	The Annual Check-Up	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Attention-Seeking Redneck	Blonde State of Mind	Wavey Blonde	Mom's French Connection
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Clinton/Elian Gonzales