Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Mikey, he'll eat anything!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bzzzz	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	yo mama is so fat....	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	The roof is on fire	Redneck Religiousity	The Midget Scopes the Blonde
A man's logic	Louisiana Heritage	Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo mama's...Easy
Windows 666	Lawyers in Lust	Lady At the Bar	One hungry Bush...
The Millennium Kid	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Blonde Nurse	Blonde Horses
Toothbrush	Better Luck Next Time	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Blondes and Bricks
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	The Paperboy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Two Hookers	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Understanding Marketing
Chucky at the Movies	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Military Service	Yo mama's So Fat
Enron Transcripts	Elephant and Man	Mrs. Shagwell	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Be Careful What You Wish For	Blonde On a Ledge	Concorde Humor	What Do I Look Like?
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Your teeth are so busted...	Redneck Job Interview
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...