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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	People Really Said These Things In Court	Blonde Bicycle	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Go Fish	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Wal-marks the spot
Iraqi Funerals	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Yo mama's So Ugly	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
You So Ugly	Avon Calling	Yo mama's...Skinny	Chair Man of the Board
Clinton's DNA	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	You're Like A...	Dubya 'n' Drugs
What do you call a prostitute's children?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Sleeping Blonde	Tennis Balls
Topless Fat Woman	Rhoids	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...
Sick Hick	Mistaken Identity	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Death Row in Women's Prison
Yo Mama Bath	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Rules of the South	Winter Lovers
Talking Blondes	Steroid Breast Stroke	Hollywood Lessons	Yo mama's...Skinny
This is a poor joke	Yo mama's so Nasty	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's...So Stupid	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Occupy This	Where did it go?