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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Pants	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Oscar Meyer	Helisoft
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Hired Help
Flies in a Lightbulb	Goathead! Goathead!	Blonde's Vocabulary	Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Redneck Truck	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so hairy...
Redneck...Ironing Board	Blonde - Death in the Family	Redneck Driver's License Application	What Has 100 Teeth?
Yo mama's....Halloween	Law School Graduation Gift	Convenience Store	Yo mama's... Poor
A Blonde Party	Morning at the White House	Breast Stroke	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Milking it	American Divorce	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Chillin' Biddies	Gone Camping	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Hands and Knees	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Burnt Blonde Ears	Boy Scout	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and Doorknobs
Important Question	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Scratchy Lottery	Sports and Virility
Glories of old age	Yo Mama's So Small