You're Like A...

You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Baby Drink	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Martian Sex	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Confessions Of Sodom	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Smart Pills	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde Battallion	Perfumed Blonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	A helping hand	Confusing Blonde	Annoying Boy on Bus
Yo mama's So Old	Biting	Prison Carpenter	Tank Girl
Higher Larnin'	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Aliens Attack	Birds of Paradise
Blonde and shower caps	A Few Good Men	Clinton Stew	Swinging Redneck
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Ghetto Wedding Cake
Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	George W. and Moses	Blonde License	Arkansas Toothbrush
Eternal Judgment	Fascinating	Yo mama's so ugly	Newlyweds
Life Saver	Shoplifting	Yo mama's...Ugly	Headache
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	The Firing Squad	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Yo mama's So Poor	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria