Feelin' Blue

What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	What Are Politics?	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Abstinence
Leeches	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Yo mama's So Fat	Miracle Exercise
Redneck in a Suit	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	The Golden Mug	Losin' It
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Question...Sex Change	Lawyer in a Tree	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Yo mama's So Fat	Slick Willy	Liberal Jokes	747
Popularity Is A Relative Term	American Divorce	Play Dead	Blonde Test
Monica At The UN	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's smile
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Chair Man of the Board	Yo Mama's House Is So Small	Replacing Vanna
Minor differences	One-Armed Blonde	What Sex is Polly?	Curd and Rod
Yo mama's...Stupid	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Redneck Job Interview	Getting Flowers
Bush is a Puppet?	Hey fatty	Salesman: A New One, Really	Captured Blonde
Blonde and Tracks	Saving Her Butt	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama so ugly...
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Gross Grandma