Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Meat Department	Poor Mama	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
Accident on the Golf Course	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Arkansas Scholars
Dentata	Blonde on Fire	Satisfaction	Prostitiute's Friends
Blonde's Tricycle	Think About It	Blonde - Death in the Family	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Adam Talks All About Eve	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Romantic Pink Slip
Human Resource Lingo	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's...Fat	Chillin' Biddies
Yo mama's So Fat	The Definition of	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Executive Decision	Law School Graduation Gift	Doe a Deer	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo Mama is So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Your Parents Messed Up	Man Beats Dog	Dynamite!	Eternal Judgment
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Car Crash	Chew on this
Yo mama's nasty!	Blonde - Mating Call	Helisoft	Southern Values
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	A Shave and a Shine