Frosty

Q. Why was Frosty smiling?

A. He saw the snowblower coming.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Few Good Lawyers	Condit vs. Clinton	Yo Mama's So Small	Women vs. Dog Poop
I'm a Barbie Girl	Afghani TV Guide	Legalese	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Red Ring	Pink Floyd	Mail Order Blonde	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
What a stupid mama!	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Blonde and Blonder
Yo mama's so fat... door	Pop Goes The Blonde	Bush's Advisors	Holy Water + Castor Oil
Swinging Redneck	Blonde In A Bathroom	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)
Mail Order Blonde	Fortune 500	A Country War	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Blondes at Sea	Redneck Truck	Little Wanky	Yo mama's so poor...
Gay Church	Yo mama's So Ugly	Moleasses	Lunch time
Joke for Limeys	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Old Man and his Babies	Redneck Anthem
Redneck Theft	Why'd The Redneck?	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Fast Food	Hairclub for Women	Big pimpin'	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
What did the blonde say after ...	Pad Talking