Mechanical Sex

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Poor Mama	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Saddam Hussein
Yo mama's...Fat	Mail Order Blonde	Is That You Coffin?	Yo mama's so fat... two buses
Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	The Blind Man	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Drivers' Ed	Blonde's Tricycle	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Mail Order Blonde
Blonde and Drive-Thru	Rump Roastin'	Be Careful What You Wish For	Yo Mama's Underwear
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Impotence	Lawyer Stamps	Burning Bush
Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Yo mama's...Bus	Witchy Women
Yo mama's...Fat	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Banging and Banking	Mechanic's Lube
Monica's First Look	Wright, Right?	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Redneck College Grad
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	A helping hand
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	What Do I Look Like?	Honeymoon
Party!	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	New Canadian Flag	Think About It
Blow pop	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick