Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Blondes Strike Back	Yo mama's Teeth	Kleenex
Yo mama's so fat... first word	The Blondes' Revenge	First Day Out	Guns don't kill....
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	The President''s Puzzle	Sharper Than a Ginsu	The New 69
Yummy Mama	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Naked Man on the Run	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
With Andy Rooney	Bush's Advisors	That's A Buncha Bull	Blonde Test
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Sexual Olympics	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
Understanding Marketing	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Birdy
Yo mama so fat...	A wrinkle in time	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Rules For Work	Clinton's Bookmarks	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place
Corn Hole	It Ain't Surgery	What's the difference between a blonde...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs
What Men Need Most	Yo mama's So Stupid	David Beckham	Blonde's Appendicitis
Yo mama's So Stupid	Hard Sleepin'	Yo mama's so fat... clothes	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk
Hot Tomato	Christmas Bonus