Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	747	Bubba Died in a Fire	Swinging Redneck
Dumb mama joke	Sliding Doors	Please pass the mayo	Blonde Valedictorian
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Four Men and Their Dogs	Whitehouse Parrot
Growing Old	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Horse Tears
That's crazy	Lunch is back	The Definition of	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Stumbling and Mumbling	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Ignorance	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Yo mama's... easy	State Slogans	Mail Order Blonde	The Blonde Hostess
Highbrow Genital Jokes	Gary Condit's Pants	Dubya Quotes	Blonde Testing Center
Widows98	Hoshimota	Out of T.P.	Blondes and cow patties
Code for Love	Branch-Davidians	Birth Control	What's The Difference, Yo?
Major Crackage	War Pigs	Snow Body Knows	Yo Mama Road Sign
Blondes and Iceberg	A Giant Problem