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Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo Mama's Halloween	All I Want Is a Beer!
People Really Said These Things In Court	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Nursery Crimes	Dikfer
Monica's First Look	Beer Consumption	Rules For Work	Punk 'n' Parrot
Obese Michigan Mammas	Arctic Hooker	Government vs. Mafia	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Donkey and Onion	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Lady At the Bar
Ask The Doctor	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Spermally Speaking
Nudist BMOC	Be Careful What You Wish For	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Lawyer in a Tree
Blonde and License Plates	Stone Surprise	We take you now to the Oval Office	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo mama's...Ugly	Florida Orange Growers
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Blonde with Chickens	The Dirty Wife	Bush Fans
Y'might Be A Redneck	Iranians	Men and Computers	Halle Berry Bares All
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Wedding Night	Blonde Overdue
Yo Mama Road Sign	Fishing for a Week