Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Bombing Works
Sexual Confessional	Working Relationship	Bush's Morning Run	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Incontinent Vegetarian	Free Sex with Fill Up	Bush's Advisors
A Daring New Position	An Egyptian man is walking...	Small Things	Blonde - Death in the Family
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and shower caps	Peanut In Your Ear
Blonde Panties	Tank Girl	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Round and Round It Goes
None	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	You Work for the Government When:	The Geography of Men and Women
Blondes n' Crayons	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	The Quotable Marion Barry
Paper Street	Fart Glossary	Did I do that?	Blonde and shower caps
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde and Pizza	Three Girls Go Camping	Hand-Eye Coordination	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Why don't witches wear panties?	Blonde Braincells	Porcupines
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Irish Cream