Steak and Sex

Steak and sex are two of my favorite things. I have them both the same way -- very rare.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Baby Mama	Old Lady Shakes	Blonde in a Round Room
Yo mama's So Poor	Famous George W. Quotes	Yo Mama's Halloween	Apple and Worm
Osama Bin Lighted	Be Careful With That Viagra	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Goose & Lawyer
New Improved Lawnmowers	Curious Pickup Line	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Skinny
A Letter To Tide	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Deernuts and Beernuts	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Concorde Humor	Yo mama's So Poor	Lepechaun at Augusta
Yo mama's So Ugly	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Difference!	Headache
The Birds and the Bees	Airy Sex	Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling
Five Days of Christmas	Lightning Blonde	Working Relationship	Dentist
Yo mama's So Fat	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	Toothbrush Salesman
Alligator Shoes	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...
The Injured Thumb	Blonde House Party	Gassy Granny	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
69er's Get Sacked	Bunny Love