Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Snowmen and Snowwomen	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Redneck Bubblebath
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	You are a Redneck...	Guys vs. Girls
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Blonde and a Pig	Iraqi Funerals	Bill Gates and General Motors
Redneck Grocrey	Bone Diggers	Yo mama's So Hairy	Holy Water
Alabama Farmer	Doe a Deer	Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's....Halloween
Blonde in Grocery Store	Peanut In Your Ear	Blonde Panties	Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Arkansas Scholars	Yo mama's So Stupid	Froggie Proposal	American Divorce
Split Up The Middle	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Clinton -vs- Titanic	The Blonde and the Zipper
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Viagra Coffee	Never Seen A Priest	Snow Off-White
Waterskiing with Blondie	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	No Special Sauce?	Nuns on the Run
Lawyers' Birth Control	Shriveled Lovin'	Whack Off	Yo mama's So Ugly
Life Saver	Wal-marks the spot	Homeward Blonde	You're Like A...
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Ugly