A Toast

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	What do puppies and gynecologists...	12- Pack	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Ghetto Mama	Incontinent Vegetarian
Crab Cakes	Yo mama's So Poor	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	The Poopie List
Yo Mama's... Hairy	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Did I do that?	Blonde in Disguise
Yo mama's...Stupid	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Seasick	Mechanical Sex
Vaseline Knob	What Are Politics?	Monica's Testimony	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Never Seen A Priest	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Oh My God!
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's So Stupid	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Lightbulb...Californians
Nun vs. Woman	Really Sick	Shoplifting	Naked Man on the Run
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Can't Take You Anywhere	Sign On The Brothel	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Yo Mama's So Ugly	What Sex is Polly?	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Christmas Carol Parrot
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's so dumb...	Redneck With Empty Tank	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Madame President	Wavey Blonde