Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck...TV Antenna	Shark Attack
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Blonde & Turtle
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Osama is Celebate	Confucious...Baseball	The Rescue
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Froggie Proposal	Mom's Sponge	Cris Cross
Split Up The Middle	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Pee On A Ferrari
Blonde Cell Death	Fooled You	Yo mama's...Curb	Redneck Family Values
Redneck Feast	Bush Does a Favor	What's That, Tampon?	Men With No Arms or Legs
Virgins in Caves	Gassy Broad	Getting Weighed	Shoplifting
What's the difference between a...	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	World War III	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Male Disorientation	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
500 lawyers in the ocean	Dead Blonde in Closet	Elephant...Cherry Tree	White House Visitors
Yo Mama Road Sign	Jack and Jill II	Little Girls Who Suck	Blonde's Salon
Redneck Pants	Yo mama's So Fat