Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Elephant Tampon	Tiff With Riley
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo mama's So Stinky	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Peanut In Your Ear
Poker... or Her...	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Blonde at the Doctor's	Clinton & KFC
Star Dreck	Funny Business	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Redneck's Last Words
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Circumcisional Evidence	Sex Relatively Speaking	3 Vampires
Rules of Bedroom Golf	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Yo mama's... stupid
Rope a Dope	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Blonde...Passenger	Shark Attack	Who dun it?	The Quotable Marion Barry
Lawyer Stamps	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Hand-Eye Coordination	No Special Sauce?	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Watch the Birdie
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Psychology Class	Put It On Your Organ	Comfortable
Yo mama's...Hair	69	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
Osama is Dead	Gotcha!