Monica & The Rest Of Us

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Call Me Back	Talking Italian
Dirty Tricks	The New 69	Adult Swim	Why did the blonde get fired...
Martian Sex	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's So Stupid
Gore & Pantyhose	The Last Southern Virgin	Serenity Under Pressure	Tardy Blonde
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Yo mama's...Poor	Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Divided By A Common Language	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Old	Biting	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Shirts Off	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	What Are Politics?
How To Get A Raise	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Tap Dancin'	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Yo mama's So Ugly	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Blonde and a Sock
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Optimistic Jack	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Heaven's Gate	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
You Big Tomato	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army