Monica & The Rest Of Us

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Sneezy
Redneck Truck	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and a Pig	Osama Bin Lighted
Blondes and cow patties	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo' Face So Greasy	Blonde and Clock
Annoying Boy on Bus	Lawyer vs. Snake	Southern University Psychology	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde Trying to Eat	Hide the Duke	Surfing USA	Rednecks and TV
Gary Condit's M.O.	Bishop And The Ass	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Windows 666
Lawyers in Lust	Mary Had A Little Lamb	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Cartwheeling for Cash
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Doorknobs	Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Boy Scout	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Potatoes Hotatoes
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Eternal Judgment
Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Crossdresser Funnies
Dating a Prostitute	Tennis Balls