Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Occupy This	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Braggadocio
Abstinence	Yo Mama's a Saint	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Glories of old age	Sliding Doors	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
3 Wishes	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Confessions Of Sodom	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yo mama's... stupid	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Perfect Penis	The Raffle	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Grass Eater
Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo mama's...Forklift
Redneck Baseball	Lawyers in Lust	Farmer Joe and his Mule	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Ed Zachery Disease	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Elephantitis
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Corpsalicious!
Blonde in Grocery Store	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Taliban Bingo	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Streakers and Strokers	Pretty Hair	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Laxative Cough Therapy
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Banging and Banking