Dinner's On The Table

Q. What do lesbians cook for dinner?

A. They don't. They eat out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Cow with No Legs	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Broom Factory
Redneck Parkin' Lot	Fast Food	Sliding Doors	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Blonde Passenger	Don't Knock It	An Orange Parrot, Of Course
What did the blonde say after ...	Blonde in Pain	Yo mama's So Ugly	Divided By A Common Language
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's So Old	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Horse Tears
Blonde and a Pig	Three Dumb Hunters	Dubya 'Do.	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Baby Talk	Where did it go?	Take It Like A Man, Baby	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Yo mama's nasty!	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Priestly Duties
Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Laxative Cough Therapy	Tasty, tasty fat!	Paraplegic	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Full Speed Ahead
Love Is Blindness	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Prostitiute's Friends	Bad reception
Good, Bad, Worse	Blonde in a Swimming Race