Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Accident on the Golf Course	Yo mama's so Nasty
That's A Buncha Bull	Executive Decision	Moms and Their Snooping	What's Black?
Jackass	Student Nurse	That's crazy	Wallet and Genitals
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Redneck Driver's License Application	The Wet and the Blonde	Invisible Carrots
Bush and Bill	High Sperm Count	Hot Air Balloon	Blonde in Your Fridge
The Archaeologist's Wife	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Constipation
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	FLAT BLONDE	It's What's For Dinner
The 11th Commandment	The Dough Boyz	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Dream on
The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's so ugly	The Painter & Her Eyesight	What a Gasser
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Return the Dog	Sheep Boy
Yo mama's...Stupid	Corn Hole	Tickle These, Elmo	Hollywood Lessons
We're Studying Hard	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Switch!	Wedding Night
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Blondes and Pickles