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Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Home Improvement	Blonde and Blonder	Justice Prevailed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Hairclub for Women	Yo mama's...Fat	What's the difference between a blonde...	Another Dumb Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Three Hellos	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Banana Peel
Burger King	A Redneck Retaliation	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Closer to God
Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	You Know You're Old	Blonde Diet
Where's the Blow Hole	Caution: Condom Crossing	Holiday	Play Dead
What a Gasser	Funny Business	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	Blonde - Contractor
Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Natural Blonde	Yo Mama's Halloween	Fat Woman
Yo mama is so dumb...	A wrinkle in time	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so fat...
Dikfer	Hoshimota	Puzzle Pieces	I Guess That's Fair
Blonde Bird Watcher	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama is so dumb...
Your teeth are so busted...	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Air Mattress	Blonde - Transplant